My groovy mum

I thought I might share with you some of my mum's funniest bloopers:

• Commenting on a photo of a man wearing a mac and a bowler hat standing on Formby station waiting for a train, " Ooh look, he look's like a typical computer!"
• Running her hands down my artexed kitchen wall, "Were these walls semtexed when you moved in?"
• To ease my concern (whilst pregnant) regarding the high incidence of heart disease in the family, "Don't worry, I'm sure it's not genital"
• Commenting on tights, "I need some of those with lickra"
• "Eat up or you'll get that anexoria" (You have to look closely at that one).
• On my parquet floor, "Ooh I don't like that parroqueet flooring."

Love her to bits!