Crazy Gabi was the ringleader and her sister was involved along with two friends who were sleeping over. I think the people of Summerton got their own back, whilst casually chatting by the photocopier, eggs appeared from nowhere and were rubbed into their heads. Then two nameless people went round to scare them in the small hours, one of whom was wearing a very scary mask. But to no avail, they were deep in slumber.
As well as the mad people, there are some very "blonde" people around. Whilst sitting with my year 11 as I spoke with the Investors In People Assessor, a young Music teacher (whom incidentally I used to teach when he was in Year 8 : how old am I????) told one of my pupils that if she pressed the green button on her keypad in the language lab it would translate everything for her. "Really?" she replied excitedly. The green button is marked Rewind! He then told her that I had a button which enabled me to send out electric shocks through the headphones to naughty pupils. (If only!!!) She believed that too. Mind you, this is the same girl who wonders why you can't see the channel tunnel from the boat, asked whether g was a vowel and thinks there are 27 letters in the alphabet....and she is 15.
On a par with those who think Pontefract is another country or that you know who's calling you because you can smell them over the phone. Perhaps Uncle Ike isn't so unusual after all....