Another blooper

I’d recorded “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here” last night and Mum wanted to watch it. So I took it round to her house and set it up to watch for her. I told her that at 9 o’clock she could just press STOP on the machine (the remote control batteries were dead) and watch tonight’s episode on t.v. She rang me to say that she couldn’t get the video to stop playing. So I talked her through which button to press. She said she’d already pressed it. I wasn’t so sure so I asked her to tell me what was written by the button she was pressing. “I’ve pressed the right one” she said, “The STOP and ERECT button.”