Imagine my terror! In the middle of the night, at the time when it is very, very dark and you are in the deepest of sleeps...Suddenly I hear raucous laughter in the bed beside me. It is coming from Dieter, but he is fast asleep.
"What is it?" I ask.
"Come and look at this, " says he, reaching back for my hand, "There's someone here for you."
Well, call me strange if you will, but I'm none too keen on the idea of there being someone here for me in the middle of the night, when it is very, very dark and I am in the deepest of sleeps.
"Someone very special," says Dieter, encouragingly.
"Who?" I tremble.
"Come and look out of the window!"
Help! No thanks! "No, just tell me." I plead.
He chuckles.
"It's ten Kylies on transport...on trampolines!" he tells me, excitedly.
Oh is that all?
Then he chuckles again and goes quiet. In the morning, he has no recollection of this. Did I marry a madman?
Freud would have a field day. I wonder what Daniel would say about it. Maybe I'll ask him when I get to Heaven.
1 comment:
he is From Manchester you have to expect it
Bit worried about the Kylies though ...9 would have been fine ..but 10
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